I loved to eat at Oriental diners
Till I met the dude who chefed at Phat's Chinese
Quite thrifty in his buying
Said he spurned the markets stalls
And did a lotta hunting after feee-line things...

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

Tho' I'll cook a hart or skil-let river otters
Want no tabby spread among the moo gai pan
Please no chow mein meowing
No mass cleaving mog for food
A furry mound and hairball sauce again

More bro-ccoli!

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
My tortie's fried!
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

Oh quickly give me sake or tea water!
I'm just scared I dined on Abyssinian
Add nice and tart chop mewy
With a Russian Blue sauce, mild
I'm chewin' MSG won tom again

Stir-fry a pet!

Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
My tortie's fried!
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat
Phat Hee, roast not tom
Just to make egg foo yung
Phat Hee don't you wok the cat

(repeat until next hour when you are hungry again)