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Song Parodies -> "Vegan Nacho Man"
Original Song Title:
"Macho Man"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Vegan Nacho Man"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
inspired by the news that Taco Hell will become a little less hellish by offering plant-based nacho fries
Hot cheese, wanna taste that hot cheese
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
Every man should be a vegan nacho man
To have the kind of body fully built by plants
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
Gladly order nachos even at Taco Bell
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Hot cheese, wanna taste that hot cheese
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
You can tell a vegan, he has a humble walk
Never silk shirts or leather, kindness is the boss
Slender is his body, health he brings
He has checked his ego, that’s his gain
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
In kindness i’m a leader, compassion is so grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Hot cheese, wanna taste that hot cheese
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
Every man should be a vegan nacho man
To live a life of kindness, vegans make a stand
Have healthy lifestyles, so ideal
Possess the strength of compassion, it’s a thrill
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
It does feel so special, it does feel so grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
Every man should be a vegan nacho man
To have the kind of body fully built by plants
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
Gladly order nachos even at Taco Bell
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Hot cheese, wanna taste that hot cheese
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
You can tell a vegan, he has a humble walk
Never silk shirts or leather, kindness is the boss
Slender is his body, health he brings
He has checked his ego, that’s his gain
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
In kindness i’m a leader, compassion is so grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Hot cheese, wanna taste that hot cheese
Hot cheese, such a thrill, hot cheese
Hot cheese, i love that hot cheese
Hot cheese, it’s so good, hot cheese
Plant cheese, check it out, plant cheese
Plant cheese, don’t you doubt plant cheese
Plant cheese, talking about hot plant cheese
Plant cheese, check out hot plant cheese
Every man should be a vegan nacho man
To live a life of kindness, vegans make a stand
Have healthy lifestyles, so ideal
Possess the strength of compassion, it’s a thrill
You can best believe i’m a vegan nacho man
It does feel so special, it does feel so grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
Not yo, not yo man
If you’re not vegan, i’m not yo man
I’m a vegan nacho man
I like vegan cheese on nachos
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