-> "Machu Picchu Man"
Original Song Title:
"Macho Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Machu Picchu Man"
The Lyrics
Hottie, hottie, I’m an Incan hottie
Bawdy hottie, chicha drinkin’ hottie
Hottie, mountain dwellin’ hottie
Haughty hottie, story tellin’ hottie
Snotty, patronizin’ hottie
Gaudy hottie, accessorizin’ my body
Everybody, gather ’round and party
Party hearty (Inca town parody)
Every girl wants to meet Machu Picchu Man
The one for whom they incant, always an Incan
Farmin’ in the mornin’, hoe, man, hoe
Waterin’ the garden, tubers grow
I’m your Pachacuti
I’m Machu Picchu Man
Here to make the earth shake like no other can
Hey, hey, hey hey hey
Machu Picchu Man
I am the Machu Picchu Man
Machu Picchu Man
I live on Machu Picchu
Machu Picchu Man
I am the Machu Picchu Man
Machu Picchu Man
I’m rulin’ Machu Picchu
’Warkhi, Anawarkhi, ’Warkhi, she’s my wife, my Anawarkhi
’Warkhi, Anawarkhi, ’Warkhi, she’s my life, my Anawarkhi
’Warkhi, Anawarkhi, ’Warkhi, love to funk my Anawarkhi
’Warkhi, Anawarkhi, ’Warkhi, she’s so hot, my Anawarkhi
So hot, Anawarkhi, alright
This here man fought to be the Machu Picchu Man
To come and plant my seed on Machu Picchu land
Beat the damned Chankas, I’m the one
While Urco and our dear old dad turned to run
That’s how I was crowned as Machu Picchu Man
Channeling the Sun God right here in Cuzco land
Hey, hey, hey hey hey
Machu Picchu Man
I am the Machu Picchu Man
Machu Picchu Man
I live on Machu Picchu
Machu Picchu Man
I am the Machu Picchu Man
Machu Picchu Man
I’’m rulin’ Machu Picchu
(repeat and fade)
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