Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ‘cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there’s a place you can blow.
I said young man, where you become the ho.
you be gay there, and I’m sure you will find
you won’t have a very good time!

y-r-u-gay? I really gotta know.
y-r-u-gay?

They have everything that you should not employ,
When you hang out with the boys…..

y-r-u-gay? Can you explain it, please?
y-r-u-gay?

you can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
Just avoid the clam chowder, for real!!

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, you want an STD?!
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you’ve got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
Well, no real man, without someone to help.
But don’t go there, to the Y.R.U.Gay.
Get a girlfriend and don’t go with sodomy!

y-r-u-gay? Oh, please, would you just tell me.
(high-pitched voice) y-r-u-gay?!

They have everything for sick old men to enjoy,
you can “make love” with all the boys…..

y-r-u-gay? Oh, pretty-please, just tell me.
y-r-u-gay?!

you get yourself unclean, when you go have a meal,
beware those who cop a feel!

Yo, dude, I was once very screwed.
I said, yo, dude, didn’t know what to do.
I felt useless, just coming for the ride.
with no girl to show my man’s pride….

That’s when, someone went and grabbed me,
Then said, “short stuff, get your ass up that street.
Go follow, me, to the Y.R.U.Gay”.
Well, folks, I was never the same in a bad way!

y-r-u-gay, come on, just tell me, dangit!
y-r-u-gay?!

There is everything there, where innocence is destroyed,
they’ll make you look at their shiny ass-teroids!

It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a,
definitely not at the y-r-u-gay!
Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground!

Please, friend, just go to the y-m-c-a,
Please, friend, never visit a y-r-u-gay!
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?!
Young man, young man, you want an STD?!

y-m-c-a
you’ll never find it at the y-r-u-gay
No man, young man, does it all by himself,
young man, young man, without someone to help.

y-r-u-gay?
Never go down to the Y.R.U.Gay!
y-r-u-gay?
young man, young man, I was once very screwed.
y-r-u-gay?
young man, young man, I said, I didn’t know what to do.
(high-pitched voice) y-r-u-gay?