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Song Parodies -> "Why, Zidane?"

Original Song Title:

"In the Navy"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Why, Zidane?"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Pronounce Zidane as "zee-duh-nee", not as "zye-dayn"
Why did you?
Why did you?
Fell Materazzi, shame on you!

It was the night in Berlin, it was quite a hurlin'
it was your last the game to be -
it was the soccer finals, decided were the medals
against the France and Italy
You had a quite of career, everyone you'd endear
everyone respected you
Until the second half-time what you made was quite crime
Materazzi you hurt, boo!

Why, Zidane? You deserved the bright red card
Why, Zidane? You behaved like a retard
Why, Zidane? Did you do as like you did
Why, Zidane? It was antics of a kid

Why, Zidane? It was not a boxing game
Why, Zidane? That was a trick which was quite lame
Why, Zidane? It was football violence
Why, Zidane? You went quite off the fence

You knocked out Materazzi, thought the paparazzi
won't get picture out of you
But the ref had keen eyes, saw it was quite not nice
and he saw what you did do
It was end so shameful of career successful
now we all memorize
not the goals you made or what were you so good for
but the trick which was not wise -

Why, Zidane? You deserved be driven out
Why, Zidane? Now don't you dare to pout
Why, Zidane? You knew well what did you do
Why, Zidane? Oh, so shame, shame on you!

Why, Zidane? So sad end had your career
Why, Zidane? You fulfilled France's worst fear
Why, Zidane? They would have needed you to score
Why, Zidane? Just one goal for more!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This deserves all 5s. Zidane pouting? Now there's something I'd like to see.
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Susanna: Can you imagine if it had been the World Cup of hockey? Of course, then, Finland would probably clobber France! Sir Bertram: No pouting allowed on this site, though exceptions are made for those under five feet tall or able to shoot lightning bolts (examples include Jedi Knights and Elves known to control magic).
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah Zidane should tour with the VP. 5's

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