Our plan, there's not a law so profound.
I said, our clan, knows just how to confound.
I said, know, man. cause we're well reknown,
It's our greed that makes us scrappy.

(sound of gavel)

Bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp

Take stand, death penalty, No!
I said, demand, abortion's a go.
Force a stay there, because justice is blind,
Find more ways to serve less time.

(sound of gavel)

Bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp

Get rights for gay with the A-C-L-U.
You must not pray says the A-C-L-U.

If a boy's a plaything for a man to enjoy,
We'll harangue out with lots of noise ...

When they say it's obscene,
We just file appeal,
We're so clever and so surreal ...

We scam, much by twisting decree.
I said, be damned, turn the law to debris.
I said, Our shams, we can conceal through schemes.
We always go for the brass ring.

(sound of gavel)

Bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp

Our plan turns the law on itself.
We can do this with a jury of twelve,
So now beware of the A-C-L-U.
Nothing that we cannot construe.

(sound of gavel)

Bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp

So run today to the A-C-L-U
No guns we play with the A-C-L-U

It's that gay thing with those milit-ree boys,
We can gang up unbalance their poise ...

So run today to the A-C-L-U
No guns we play with the A-C-L-U

If you pay us real green,
You won't need an appeal.
The more you pay the more we steal ...

Demand, your rights they don't abuse.
Mislead, it's the constitution they bruise.
It just so grand as they snare and contrive.
And they never feel contrite ...

(sound of gavel)

Bomp-bomp-bomp bomp-bomp

Won't be outdone, Montgomery,
We say, remand, move that block of concrete.
Way out back there says the ACLU,
Write the constitution brand new.

We won your stay, we're the A-C-L-U
No one can pray, says the A-C-L-U

They use every means,
To tear down and destroy.
Shield dirty men messin' with boys ...

A-C-L-U ... they'll blind the facts the A-C-L-U

Disband, disband, take the government down.
Expand, expand, make what's simple compound.

A-C-L-U ... they'll blind the facts the A-C-L-U

Disband, disband, take the government down.
Expand, expand, make what's simple compound.

A-C-L-U ... you're subject to A-C-L-U

We scam, we scam, much by twisting decree.
Be damned, be damned, turn the law to debris.

(Fade)