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Song Parodies -> "The Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS"

Original Song Title:

"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vicki Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"The Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

And here you thought the 2020 election cycle would be dull! When Gaffe Master Crash (Joe Biden) is in the house, anything can happen. If it isn't about a 'clean articulate black man', it is equating how well schools are doing in relation to the number of blacks. As things now stand, the Democrats haven't a chance in hell to win in 2020. In case some of this sounds racist, Joe Biden spoke these comments in the past.
"The Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS"


(Sung to "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" - Vicki Lawrence

Joe Biden is now on the campaign trail
for 2020 and a massive fail
As a consummate hack called Gaffe Master Crash

He gained VP but not by skill
("He needs to be quiet or he will)
damage Democrat's getting elected down the line."

He said "IA has better schools than DC
because they have fewer blacks (and their poverty!)"
A clean, articulate black man said "Joe, that's the truth!"

Joe (as a hack and a gaffe prone clown)
it was time for him to double down!
"If you're from India, convenience is you!

This is the Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS
as a Dem who scoffs at the common man
Take it from the one who wrote this!
If he's elected the US will be damned...

If patriotism means paying excess tax
I'll cast my lot with the psycho with an ax...
At least with him, you'll always know where you stand...

And while we choke on Joe's time worn tripe
Hunter left behind his own crack pipe!
If this is their method, be wary of their plan...

A VP for two terms; a Senator for six
As a hack insider, all that he would fix...
is blockage for gaining more political wealth...

A smartly groomed insider man
you wouldn't even think to watch his hands
If he gets behind you, let's hope you are male...

The Hack Patrol was making their rounds
then they stopped to laugh at this clown
A Libertarian scoffed and said
"Who are you fooling?"

The voters shook their heads before they laughed
"When will creepy Joe make his next gaffe?"
Beto the fake Hispanic is less of a stretch

This is the Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS
Is this the best the Dems can offer us, man
If he's nommed for 2020 then please know this
The plantation enabler will then be damned

On 11/2020 the Dems went down in flames
and creepy old Joe wasn't really to blame
The Warren/O'Rourke ticket is what did them in
But the Gaffe Master was one that could never shut up
He said that the Dem ticket was messed up
Two fakers were there while Joe was creepy and real

This is the Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS
Gaffe Master Crash will be in fine form!
Get him talking then we'll all be laughing
Foot in mouth for this guy is a norm!

This is the Year Joe Biden ran for POTUS
2020 needs some comic relief!
If he wins you'll not have to doubt us
The USA will surely come to grief...



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Jonathan Spurlock - May 21, 2019 - Report this comment
A trio of 5's for this work! It's amazing, how that the MSM will lie and cover or even whitewash some of the junk that "Creepy Sleepy Joe" has done over the years so long as he follows the agenda and the script. Example after example could be cited where he has flip-flopped on any number of positions (the border wall, and immigration in general, to name two). Many people are hoping nobody remembers what he's said and done. Stay informed and learn all you can about every candidate.
alexander's ragtag band - May 21, 2019 - Report this comment
The question is which side will expose Biden, a Dem opponent, or Trump.
Patrick - May 21, 2019 - Report this comment
A really difficult song to parody. You've fit the story into the original formula quite well. I've always found the original song a bit hard to follow. Took a while to figure out who killed whom. "Gaffe Master Crash" is a good name for Biden.
CML - May 22, 2019 - Report this comment
A real masterpiece of wingnut satire -- 555. One of the best I've seen. That line about Barry O -- beautiful. Guess I'll have to back you up with a couple of Creepy Joe parodies of my own
Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2022 - Report this comment
This aged REAL well...
Qwerty - March 27, 2022 - Report this comment
.... Especially that line, " If he is elected, the US will be damned" Boy, was Onslaught wrong about that; we're in GREAT shape

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