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Song Parodies -> "The Day They Found Bigfoot In Georgia"

Original Song Title:

"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vicki Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"The Day They Found Bigfoot In Georgia"

Parody Written by:

Greg Swartzentruber

The Lyrics

The Day They Found Bigfoot In Georgia

They say they were out to do some hunting
When out in the woods they heard grunting
They say they found themselves a great big hairy man-ape
But that cop really said I think
I know what we’ll be doing
Cop said my friend I got some news that’s pretty great
Said I’m your best friend and you know that’s right
But folks out there just ain’t that bright
How bout we say we put ol’ Bigfoot in my freezer
Friend got mad and face turned red
The cop said boy don’t you lose your head
Cause we’re gonna make the world all true believers

Chorus:
That’s the day they found Bigfoot in Georgia
That’s the day that they froze Bigfoot’s in ice
Don’t trust science to no back woods southern lawman
Cause this tale’s too outlandish to be right

The cop thought hard out in the woods
Said we’ll just claim we have the goods
You see the cop didn’t have much money and he needed some more
His friend thought the cop had lost his mind
But said if you’re gonna do this I’m right behind
They bought a suit at a costume store
Froze it like an ice cube
Put up a video on You tube
Sure enough the world media came a-callin’
They looked at the pictures their jaws hit the floor
Said we’ve gotta see a whole lot more
Cop said you’ll get your proof when it starts thawin’

Those Georgia boys called ol’ Tom Biscardi
Told him he could throw a great big party
And Ol’ Tom told CNN these boys had found the missing link
The TV news shows lit up with the news
The cop and friend vanished on a long cruise
The newspaper’s got so excited they were pissing ink

Chorus
That’s the day they found Bigfoot in Georgia
That’s the day that they froze Bigfoot’s in ice
Don’t trust science to no back woods southern lawman
Cause this tale’s too outlandish to be right

Before too long ol’ bigfoot thawed on out
What they found made the news crews pout
The hoax broke everybody’s heart and even mine
Cuz we had the highest hopes around
But now we know Bigfoot wasn’t found
You see those Georgia boys had fooled the world for a short time

Repeat chorus twice

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John Barry - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
There's a sucker born every minute. Nice job.
Barry Wilson JR. - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555 pictures of half frozen Bigfoot to everyone who believes he actually exists.
littleCugaress - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I'm still searching for my ' missing link ', CowboyDave . . .
Greg - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all, I haven't found a way to edit here but due to a last minute change before posting, I'm left with an uncorrected error on line two of the chorus... should just be "Bigfoot in ice" Thanks again!
2Eagle - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Gerogia? Maybe it's the other Georgia - the one at war with Russia.
Dr Music - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I for one believe in Bigfoot. In fact, he's one of my drinking buddies. 555 icepicks for you to phaw out Bigfoot btw.
Greg - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Deuce and Doc. I had a good time with the story as it was breaking. Had to do something fun with it.
Phil Alexander - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent - the ideal OS for this, too. 2Eagle - that's not a bigfoot, it's a Russian bear...
Thom - November 23, 2008 - Report this comment
The song is a parody of Gladys Knight's Midnight Train to Georgia.

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