The Clown Boy Song (Campaign Trail)

I am just a clown boy, lonesome on the trail
A squirrely nut, a scamp hired bites,
Dumb, my woody's small, and my scowling chin fail
So I chide louts they're the old scum clowns

I am just a clown boy, lonesome on the trail
Lord, I'm just thinking about a certain female (stormy daniels)
The nights we spent together golfing, oh I'm deranged
Crooked hack, shit teems no brains

Trolling bozo and turd, he's a clown
Let me keep shitting til I split the ground
Trolling bozo he lets one go
Riding with his Oreos

I'm a crook with taxes, I did not know no shame
Horde, all these teenage girls all seem to blame
Clown above the border near the wall by Mexico
I got my job hustling skunks in wild Borneo

Throw me a bone, a turd, I'm unwound
Let me keep grinning 'til I'm shitting mounds
Hold my order (hamberders) and let me eat
Munching free I'm a big fat oaf

Here I gloat

Trolling gloater and I'll churn some brown
And eat lady fingers like a clown
Stupid clown

It's ok, scummy ho
(I) Just let one go
Hiding all the Oreos

Take my order and eat me! You clown
Let me seep shitting 'til I split the ground
Trolling bonehead, I let one go
Hiding all the Oreos

Trolling gloater and pay my fees
A clown boy's life is the life for thee