-> "Loot in my Six-Four (The Compton Brink's Heist Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Whisky in the Jar" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loot in my Six-Four (The Compton Brink's Heist Song)"
As I was drivin’ a-round a city that’s called Compton
I saw a great big Brink’s truck, full o’ money, gold and diamonds
Then I pulled out my pistol and then produced a Tazer
I said “Empty the Brink’s truck!”, or this robber, she will Taze ya!
He was Tazed, then I took all the loot
All for my daddy-o
All for my daddy-o
My loot is in my six-four*
I took all of the money, and all the gold and diamonds
I put it all in trash bags, and I brought it home to Papa
He swore he’d protect me, I’d never get arrested
But the devil take my father, ‘cause he couldn’t keep a promise
Dark of night’s when I went to my six-four
Emptied entire trunk
Emptied the glovebox, too
My loot’s now in my closet
Being drunk on Night Train, I went where most wouldn’t dare
Takin' my Uzi with me, and I never knew he’d be there
At about 6 or 6:30, in walked that old Brink’s guard
I jumped up, pulled on the trigger, and I emptied out my chamber
Dang ol’ cops came and hauled me off
Up and took the cash
They took my bling-bling too
And I am in the jailhouse
Now some gals like the gamin’ and some gals like the shoppin'
And some gals like to hear a rockin’ band a-playin'
Me I like robbin', ‘specially when it involves Brink’s trucks
But here I am on Death Row, just three hots and a cot, now
No more gold, no gems, no cash
I’m sentenced to die,
Die at the hands of law
I wish I hadn’t done it
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