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Song Parodies -> "Panic Attacks"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A."

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Panic Attacks"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

I wrote this to convey to the world and be myself when I'm worried if people I've made great friends with are really my friends. And how it has made my life take a negative turn but at the same time stay positive in reminding myself when these stress inducing incidents occur.
Hey man, I have fear of my friends
I said, hey man, when will this ever end?
I said, hey man, I'm so scared and afraid
Why do I feel so unhappy?

Hey man, all my life's in a jam
I said, hey man, suffer each day god damn
You might just think, these behaviors are cursed
If you're autistic it's much worse

I'm just a guy who has panic attacks
I'm just a guy who has panic attacks

I lash out and I cry and I torture myself
Even though that's not my real self

I'm just a guy who has panic attacks
I'm just a guy who has panic attacks

How I act so obsessed, about negative stress
It's something that I can compress

Hey man, thanks to psychiatry
I said, hey man, I have things to help me
I said, hey man, there's a drug that's not banned
It is known and called Adavan

No man, can be perfect you know
I said, hey man, you have worries too so
And you maybe, suffer panic attacks
Many methods will have your back

I'm just a guy who has panic attacks
I'm just a guy who has panic attacks

I lash out and I cry and I torture myself
Even though that's not my real self

I'm just a guy who has panic attacks
I'm just a guy who has panic attacks

How I act so obsessed, about negative stress
It's something that I can compress

Hey man, I rely on my dad
I said, even if I make him feel mad
I annoy him to remind me of friends
And it gets his patience to end

That's when my dad pointed to me
He said, Andrew, you must stop or I'll flee
Your anxieties cause you panic attacks
You must change how your stress acts

I'm just a guy who has panic attacks
I'm just a guy who has panic attacks

I lash out and I cry and I torture myself
Even though that's not my real self

Panic attacks..most every day I have panic attacks

Hey man, hey man, I have fear of my friends
Hey man, hey man, when will this ever end?

Panic attacks..most every day I have panic attacks

Hey man, hey man, I have fear of my friends
Hey man, hey man, when will this ever end?

Panic attacks..most every day I have panic attacks

Hey man, hey man, thanks to psychiatry
Hey man, hey man, I have things to help me
Comments are welcome but nothing hurtful, discriminating, offensive, or violent. Everyone has struggles in our world.

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Nahid - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
Thank you for sharing your thoughts, feelings, and emotions in this beautiful lyrics. I enjoyed it so much! You are very deep person Andrew, and those people who have depth and look at life with different view than ordinary people could suffer from anxiety. And that’s what you are not, an ordinary person. You are an artist, a philosopher, a genius…
cuz Anna - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
Hey cuz!!! Woooow this is so profound and opens our minds to a taste of your world! You are hardcore, the experience you wrote about would be a lot for any human to deal with, and you are a superhuman in my eyes❤️ You have talents that no one else has- I look up to you the way Star Trek fans look up to Spock, which I've done too hahah, because Spock is so different and so much stronger, smarter, etc. like you and your intelligence and musical genius. I can't wait to see more of your songs! Keep them coming cuz!❤️🎶🎶
SwimPuff165 - August 30, 2021 - Report this comment
No prob. guys LOOoooove u both:)

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