-> "On The Swim Team"
Original Song Title:
"In The Navy"
Parody Song Title:
"On The Swim Team"
The Lyrics
Where can you find new friends
Practice on the weekends
Mostly feeling wet and cool
Where can you begin to make Olympics come true
At your house or in the pool
Where can you learn to fly
Do back and breast and front crawl
Memorize a full IM
Sign up for the summer league
Or if you're too fatigue
Taper right before a large meet
On the swim team
Yes you can win a medal gold
On the swim team
Yes you can push through water bold
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team, on the swim team
Can't you see we need a spark
On the swim team
Come on and fly just like a lark
On the swim team
Come on and step out of the dark
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team, on the swim team, on the swim team
Coach wants you, coach wants you
Coach wants you as a new recruit
Coach wants you, coach wants you
Coach wants you as a new recruit
If you like the trials
Show coach your best style
Fitting the team to a tee
Don't you quit tonight
For you can be just like
Phelps, Ledecky, or Lochte
Maybe you're not fit
To get a spot today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
I know that it's no scheme
There's always a good swim team
Training to achieve their dreams
On the swim team
Yes you can win a medal gold
On the swim team
Yes you can push through water bold
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team, on the swim team
Can't you see we need a spark
On the swim team
Come on and fly just like a lark
On the swim team
Come on and step out of the dark
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team, on the swim team, on the swim team, (on the swim team)
Coach wants you, coach wants you
Coach wants you as a new recruit
Who me?!
Coach wants you, coach wants you
Coach wants you as a new recruit
But, but I'm afraid of jumping off a platform
Hey, hey look
Dude, I have panic attacks even watchin' it on TV
Coach wants you, coach wants you on the swim team
Oh my goodness
What am I gonna do at a YMCA
Coach wants you, coach wants you on the swim team
On the swim team
Yes you can win a medal gold
On the swim team
Yes you can push through water bold
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team, on the swim team
Can't you see we need a spark
On the swim team
Come on and fly just like a lark
On the swim team
Come on and step out of the dark
On the swim team
Come adolescents take your mark
On the swim team
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