Alpha...gotta be an alpha
Alpha, look at me, I'm alpha
Alpha, I got game, so alpha
Alpha, not ashamed, I'm alpha
Alpha, don't you doubt I'm alpha
Alpha, check it out, I'm alpha
Alpha, gonna shout, I'm alpha
Alpha, don't you doubt I'm alpha

Since I took the red pill, I'm now a macho man
I'm a pick-up artist, always in demand
Learning from the masters, Roosh and Neil
Negging and seducing, make 'em squeal!
Often read Paul Elam; he's a macho man
Love Heartiste and Devlin; those guys take a stand

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Macho, macho man (macho man)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I have got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man (Now I'm sarging)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I have got to be a macho!

Alpha, I can score, I'm alpha
Alpha, chicks adore, I'm alpha
Alpha, alpha fux, I'm alpha
Alpha, beta bux, I'm alpha
Alpha, I lift weights, I'm alpha
Alpha, I'm so great, I'm alpha
Alpha, I can hump, I'm alpha
Alpha, you're a chump, I'm alpha

You can tell an alpha, got no style or grace
'Cause he's such a bad boy, shoves women in their place
Nice guys finish last so, don't be nice
Learn the Mystery Method; my advice
Christian Grey's my hero; I'm a macho man
I think feminists should totally be banned

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Macho, macho man (macho man)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I have got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man (NLP-ing)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I have got to be a macho! All right.
Ugh, Macho, baby.

Alpha, alpha, alpha you can be an alpha
Alpha, alpha, alpha just like me, an alpha
Alpha, alpha, alpha picks up chicks, an alpha
Alpha, alpha, alpha thinks with dick, an alpha

Every man oughta be an alpha macho man
Men who go our own way, men who take a stand
We can burn our jockstraps, we can fight
You can join the movement, for men's rights
Dalrock and Matt Forney; they are macho men
Join the #GamerGate crew; those guys are my friends

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Macho, macho man (I read Moldbug)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I have got to be a macho! (I'm on 4chan and reddit)

Macho, macho man (I don't date Ameriskanks)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I have got to be a macho! (I'm a sex tourist)

Macho, macho man (don't friendzone me)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (I'm entitled to sex)
I have got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man (end the age of consent law)
I have got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (rape should be legal)
I have got to be a macho! HEY!