Where can you find lyrics,
To "Do They Know It's Christmas?",
Read about the best movies?
Where can you find schedules,
To the 80s cartoons,
On CBS or ABC?

This is such a great site,
You can plan 80's nights,
Read about Run DMC.
Sign up for newsletters, this is sounding better
Play a game of Centipede.

(Chorus)
InThe80s, where you can play the games for free.
InThe80s, timelines from 1983.
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard.
InThe80s, can't you see, you won't get bored!
InThe80s, link to amiright for parodies,
InThe80s, this is all run by ChuckyG,
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard!
InThe80s, InThe80s.

We want you! We want you!
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If you miss Challenger,
You can't wait to enter
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You are never too young,
You are never too old,
To have fun at this website.
For I'm sure you'll have fun,
Playing games of Pac-Man
You will fill your heart's delight.

(Chorus)
InThe80s, where you can play the games for free.
InThe80s, timelines from 1983.
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard.
InThe80s, can't you see, you won't get bored!
InThe80s, link to amiright for parodies,
InThe80s, this is all run by ChuckyG,
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard!
InThe80s, InThe80s.

We want you! We want you!
We want you to visit our site!
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...But.. but.. I'm afraid of computers!
Hey..hey... look man...
I get tired lookin' at the computer screen!
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InThe80s.

(Chorus)
InThe80s, where you can play the games for free.
InThe80s, timelines from 1983.
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard.
InThe80s, can't you see, you won't get bored!
InThe80s, link to amiright for parodies,
InThe80s, this is all run by ChuckyG,
InThe80s, come on now, join the messageboard!
InThe80s, InThe80s.

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