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Song Parodies -> "B-O-N-D"
Original Song Title:
"Y.M.C.A."
Original Performer:
The Village People
Parody Song Title:
"B-O-N-D"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
In honor of Ian Fleming's birthday (May 28), I proclaim June to be "Bond History Month" on AmIRight.com! Simply put, I will be writing parodies about all 22 of the official James Bond films, starting with Dr. No & ending with Quantum of Solace, plus a few bonus parodies! But first, here's a parody about the man himself! Enjoy! Oh, and check out this Finnish version of the original song. Susanna, you might know that one, but I dunno.
One man
Will halt the bad guys’ plans.
I said, one man
He’s no flash in the pan.
I said, one man
Does whatever he can
So he’ll succeed & get the girl.
There are
Many places he’ll go,
I say, this man’s
Never short on his dough.
He’s resourceful,
And he always can find
Many ways to have a good time!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
Bad guys get their clocks cleaned,
He’s got nerves made of steel,
And he’s also got sex appeal!
This man
Has lots of enemies,
I said, this man
Cleans up garbage and sleaze,
I said, this man
He can save the whole world,
But he’s got to know this one thing:
No man
Does it all by himself,
This man’s got to
Put his pride on the shelf,
There are folks who’d
Help James B-O-N-D,
To keep the whole world safe and free!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
Bad guys get their clocks cleaned,
He’s got nerves made of steel,
And he’s also got sex appeal!
One time,
I thought justice would lose,
I said, one time,
The world was on a fuse,
I felt no one
Would be stayin’ alive
Because of some madman’s dumb jive.
That’s when
One man got on his way,
And this one man
Managed to save the day,
And this one man’s
Called James B-O-N-D,
And he will return, guaranteed!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
B-O-N-D,
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
James Bond, James Bond,
Will halt the bad guys’ plans.
James Bond, James Bond,
He’s no flash in the pan.
B-O-N-D,
His name is James B-O-N-D.
“The name’s Bond, James Bond.”
[fade out]
Will halt the bad guys’ plans.
I said, one man
He’s no flash in the pan.
I said, one man
Does whatever he can
So he’ll succeed & get the girl.
There are
Many places he’ll go,
I say, this man’s
Never short on his dough.
He’s resourceful,
And he always can find
Many ways to have a good time!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
Bad guys get their clocks cleaned,
He’s got nerves made of steel,
And he’s also got sex appeal!
This man
Has lots of enemies,
I said, this man
Cleans up garbage and sleaze,
I said, this man
He can save the whole world,
But he’s got to know this one thing:
No man
Does it all by himself,
This man’s got to
Put his pride on the shelf,
There are folks who’d
Help James B-O-N-D,
To keep the whole world safe and free!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
Bad guys get their clocks cleaned,
He’s got nerves made of steel,
And he’s also got sex appeal!
One time,
I thought justice would lose,
I said, one time,
The world was on a fuse,
I felt no one
Would be stayin’ alive
Because of some madman’s dumb jive.
That’s when
One man got on his way,
And this one man
Managed to save the day,
And this one man’s
Called James B-O-N-D,
And he will return, guaranteed!
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
He’s got plenty of wits,
He’s got lots of cool toys,
He’s a hit with the girls and boys!
B-O-N-D,
He says his name is James B-O-N-D.
James Bond, James Bond,
Will halt the bad guys’ plans.
James Bond, James Bond,
He’s no flash in the pan.
B-O-N-D,
His name is James B-O-N-D.
“The name’s Bond, James Bond.”
[fade out]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by death followed by some witty one-liner.
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(In the voice of the original Q) Really, Double Oh Seven! Fine work, Dylan. ;D
An ambitious project but - (whilst stroking a white cat)velly interlesting.
His name is Baranski, Dylan Baranski! ;-D Secret agent triple-O-5's, on the case! ;-)
You know what's funny? In real life, I have occasionally introduced myself by saying, "The name's Baranski, Dylan Baranski"!
Nice inspired choice for this. Pacing was a little rough in spots, but overall I liked the progressive descriptions.
Fit the original melody well. Liked the line about getting the girls using a song about guys picking up other guys.
Yes Patrick, I am well aware of those connotations. And when I say "he's a hit with the girls and boys", I don't mean he's a hit with the boys in THAT way, though I imagine there's a few guys that feel that way about him. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course!
I must confess I'm not much of a Bond fan... but this made me giggle. Lots. I couldn't give it anything less than a 555 - nice job!
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