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Song Parodies -> "In The Navy 2011"
Original Song Title:
"In The Navy"
Original Performer:
The Village People
Parody Song Title:
"In The Navy 2011"
Parody Written by:
Squire Malloy
The Lyrics
Join me in a celebration of the government's new policy on gays in the military
Where can you find pleasure
Seeking hidden treasure
In your shipmate’s BVD’s
There’s no ask or tell now, everything is swell now
There’s more semen on the seas
You can learn to pile drive
Even learn to skin dive
Study male anatomy
You can toot the skin flute
If your bunkmate’s real cute
And he’s playing on your team
In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a mate
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your passions on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit
Tired of the land strife
Sickened by the straight life
Here’s your shot to get away
Go down and enlist
You might just have a tryst
If your recruiter’s also gay
Go and take a chance
And search for some romance
Yes, gobs of seamen think your way
Just throw on your pea coat
Jump into a love boat
Make your dreams come true today
In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a mate
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your passions on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy(in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit
Seeking hidden treasure
In your shipmate’s BVD’s
There’s no ask or tell now, everything is swell now
There’s more semen on the seas
You can learn to pile drive
Even learn to skin dive
Study male anatomy
You can toot the skin flute
If your bunkmate’s real cute
And he’s playing on your team
In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a mate
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your passions on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit
Tired of the land strife
Sickened by the straight life
Here’s your shot to get away
Go down and enlist
You might just have a tryst
If your recruiter’s also gay
Go and take a chance
And search for some romance
Yes, gobs of seamen think your way
Just throw on your pea coat
Jump into a love boat
Make your dreams come true today
In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a mate
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your passions on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy(in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit
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Good enough parody, but I fear that the irony of the original is lost on you, all navys in the world has always had more than their fair share of men loving men...
No friggin' in the riggin'!
I want to see a star trek parody of this. In the star fleet, by the village trekies
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