Song Parodies -> "You're A Baby"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

"You're A Baby"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The verses are talking to the father, the choruses are the father talking to the baby.

Cried when you upset her
Now you're doing better
Just sigh when she throws a fit
Reading all the books to
Find out how the pros do
Mail ordered a baby kit
I'm sure you'd testify
Parenting's no free ride
'Specially when they learn to spit
Know it takes a real man
You deserve a big hand
You stay home to babysit

You're a baby
Yes, you're a terror on your knees
Such a baby
Yes, you can throw your corn and peas
You're a baby
Now don't you mess up daddy's plans
You're a baby, you're a baby
Can't we buy another brand?
You're a baby
Keep your fingers out of the fan
You're a baby
Tell me was that you chewing sand?
You're a baby
Learn to dribble on mommy's hand
You're a baby, you're a baby, you're a baby, awww

We wash you, we wash you
We wash you in your birthday suit

If you like indenture
Part-time as a censor
I'm sure you will have a blast
No, it's not too late
Plenty of kids to chase
Just don't you wind up in a cast
Maybe yours are too young
To be this much fun
Please don't you hurry anything
Soon enough they won't be
Such a happy baby
On that day then you will see

You're a baby
Yes, you're too young for climbing trees
Such a baby
Yes, you can play with daddy's keys
You're a baby
Now don't throw up on daddy's pants
You're a baby, you're a baby
Don't knock over all the plants
You're a baby
And I don't care if it tastes bland
You're a baby
Oh no, is that you chewing crayons?
You're a baby
You'd fall asleep at Disneyland
You're a baby, you're a baby, you're a baby, you're a baby

He'll wash you, he'll wash you
He'll wash you, change your diaper too

"Who me?"

He'll wash you, he'll wash you
He'll wash you, change your diaper too

"But, but, but, I'm afraid of children.
Hey, hey look man, I get nauseous even watchin' 'em on TV!"

He'll change you, he'll change you and your diaper

"Oh my goodness, what am I gonna do with a babywipe?"

He'll change you, he'll change you and your diaper

You're a baby
So don't you catch some weird disease
Such a baby
Just keep your clothes on won't you please?
You're a baby
You're still too young to use the can
You're a baby, you're a baby
Can't we ship 'em to Japan?
You're a baby
Keep your fingers out of the soup
You're a baby
Tell me why am I smelling poop?
You're a baby
You're just so short I have to stoop

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm kinda tired of babies right now, three years in a row I've been catching a cold or the flu from my siblings little monsters and therfore have been sick on new years eve. That shucks. 545, but maybe that's me feeling a bit grumpy towards these 50 cm noise pests.

Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Know1, umm, that was kind of the point of the song.. ;-)

Phil Alexander - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Yep, been there... :-)

Steven Cavanagh - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Amen, yet it's amazing how one little utterance of "Daaaddeee" makes it all worth it :-)

Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Know1 (forgot to say that before) and thanks Phil and Steven. Steven, well that's a rumor we try not to spread here. ;-)

Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

great lines but I've just done Macho Man, and it keeps coming in when I'm trying to recall your OS - suddenly realised how alike all those Village People songs were - 555 for the words from a fellow dad

Tim Mayfield - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stuart. I was wondering why they chose the name "Village People", maybe they wanted to be nicknamed "Village Idiots" for always using the same music... actually, the music is quite different if you hear the thing.

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