So, umm
I like your face
And your body’s nice one
And your dress is pretty
And your manners gracious

Mmm, so now
Tell me, come on, come on
Your hair is ugly, now
(what’s with your hair)
Can I call
(what’s with your hair)
Barber now?
(what’s with your hair)
Ewwww
(what’s with your hair)
My eyes burning
(what’s with your hair)
Please, baby, lose the hair
(what’s with your hair)

Oh, oh
Let me shave your head
(what’s with your hair)

Wear your, wear your sombrero now
Be nice
Please…do it…do it
Don’t wait now
Please don it, please don it
Help me, help me, help me
Please, Lord
Find hat now
Maybe heavy towel
Now, find one, don’t mean maybe
All right
Run run run un
Find it, find it

Oh no, no
Your hair’s disgrace, gal
(what’s with your hair)
Can’t you see folks dyin’?
(what’s with your hair)
You might feel you’re flirty
(what’s with your hair)
Are you a sadist?
(what’s with the hair)
Uh huh
Is your brain in stasis?
(what’s with your hair)
Oh, no
Whoa!
(what’s with your hair)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(what’s with your hair)
Hurry now!
(what’s with your hair)
Just take it, fix it, burn it, hurry
(just light your hair)
Fire, fire!
(just light your hair)
Let me
(I’ll light your hair)
Oh no
Just lit my hair
(just lit my hair)

Hey hey hey hey
Wanna save my hair!
(help save my hair)
Just call the fire-man
Save me
(help save my hair)
Yes it, yes it, yes it fixed my gray
Oh
(I liked my hair)
Now I need re-pair
(I need re-pair)
Put a wig up there
(I need re-pair)

Ain’t no follic graces
(I lost my hair)
Right up there
Brush can’t brush its traces
(can’t brush my hair)
You oughta, you gotta gotta just lend me
(I’ll take your hair)
Gimme, gimme gimme some that hair
(please give me hair)
oooh
oh oh