Aflac, Aflac
Will my deductibles disappear?
Aflac, Aflac
How much will I pay each year?

With no coverage for my house
Nor my Harley, nor my spouse
I can’t say I’m well-insured
But Aflac, Aflac
By your ads I’m ever lured
Aflac, you quack me up
It’s just my bonds that have matured
Aflac, will you duck me?
Wrapped in your wings, I’ll feel secured

With your help I won’t go broke
If my home goes up in smoke
Or if I should go down in flames
Aflac, Aflac
Waddle you do with my claims?

Oh, Aflac, when you preen
You’re my waterfowl queen
I don’t mind if you are a drake
’Cuz Aflac, Aflac
You’re my lady of the lake

As I have, evidently,
No “insurability”
I call out in my despair
“Oh, Aflac, will you take me, duckling?
Will you lend your ear to my great prayer?”
There ain’t a mascot that does what you do
GEICO® Lizard can’t compare*
Oh, Aflac, Aflac
We’d make such a ducky pair
Aflac, Aflac
What more must a man declare?