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Song Parodies -> "It's Only Rocky Road (But I Like It)"

Original Song Title:

"It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like It)"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"It's Only Rocky Road (But I Like It)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

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If I could stick my spoon in my mouth
And feed it with sugary love,
It would satisfy me, it would fortify me,
It would keep this boy so gorged.
Keep me gor-or-orged.

If I could have ya, if I could make ya
An ice cream so divine,
Would it be enough for your poor stomach?
Would it help ease your mind?
Ease your mi-i-ind?

I said I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it.
I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it, like it, yes I do.
Well, I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I said can’t ya see that this old boy has been hungry?

If I could stick twelve scoops in my mouth
And vomit them right on the stage,
Would it be enough to get all your lulz?
Would ya laugh and grow fat?
And grow fa-a-at?

If I could write ‘bout food in my mouth,
Words would flow onto the page.
It would satisfy me, it would fortify me,
You would think that I’m insane.
I’m insa-a-ane.

I said I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it.
I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it, like it, yes I do.
Well, I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I said can’t ya see that this old boy has been hungry?

And I do think that it’s the only way to rock.
I bet ya think that I’m the fattest one on the block.
[guitar solo]

I said I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it.
I said I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it.
Whoo!
I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it.
Yeah!
I know it’s only rocky road, but I like it, like it, yes I do.
Well, I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
(Only rocky road, but I like it)
I like it.
(Only rocky road, but I like it)
I like it…

[repeat until fade]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by homicide right on stage.

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CML - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Try a song by Vanilla Fudge next
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2017 - Report this comment
I li(c)ked it- 555!

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