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Song Parodies -> "Clown Hooker"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Clown Hooker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's been awhile since I did a dirty parody but when one is parodying one of the dirtiest Rolling Stones songs one's mind goes in that direction...
Red nosed strange chick dressed up in high heels
Once worked for the circus now Pimp Daddy P
Horndog strangers who want a wild night
Come see Candy Kotten, Hit with a cream pie

Clown Hooker! What’s with your messed up grin?
Clown Hooker! You’re dressed like Harley Quinn

Men cheating with this McDonalds slut
Lady of the night, Shoots confetti from her butt
Those boys know that Candy’s not that bright
Watching her pratfalls fill them with delight

Clown Hooker! How come you act so odd now?
Clown Hooker! You make them blow their wads now!
Ah, In that thong, Clown Hooker! Those polka dots are weird! Crazy!
Ah, Make us laugh out loud, Clown Hooker! You’ve got your make up smeared!

Once this hot mama left the Big Top scene
She made the boys spend and makes the green
She’s no fool, boy, she’s got a sweet ride
Check out her clown car, An orgy inside!

Clown Hooker! How come you’re such a goof, Silly!
Ah, Clown Hooker! In bed you sing your spoofs! Yeah!
We’ll spend more, more, more, Woo!
Why are you… Why are you off the wall?
Ha, ha, ha, Hoot!
I’ll watch you… I’ll watch you juggle balls
Ha, ha, ha, Hoot!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 15

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 5   5

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Critic - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Wasn't there a movie something like this? Why yes, I believe there was:
Independent Review - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Non-humorous fecal matter. The high standard not applied here.
Jonathan - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
^ don't listen to IR Matthias he's just mad that you wrote a song about his girlfriend! :P 5's
Official Review - April 30, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Don't listen to Jonathan, Matthias. His comment is as ugly as your parody. You both need to grow up.
Comic Fan - May 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Making fun of Harley Quinn is not cool, dude. You coulda substituted Lady Gaga or Ru Paul in drag to make a comparison to your character. Low points.

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