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Song Parodies -> "Five Courses"
Original Song Title:
"Wild Horses"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Five Courses"
Parody Written by:
Dan Creeden
The Lyrics
Last night I went to dinner
And I think I had too much to eat
When I got up from the table
I could not see my feet
There was so much food
It was hard to finish my plate
But I had to make room for
The dessert of the day
Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line
You have to get there early
To get the primest of ribs
And you can have your choice
Of any type and color bib
So join me now for dining
This place sure has it all
Where else at this low price
Can you increase your cholesterol
Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line
And I think I had too much to eat
When I got up from the table
I could not see my feet
There was so much food
It was hard to finish my plate
But I had to make room for
The dessert of the day
Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line
You have to get there early
To get the primest of ribs
And you can have your choice
Of any type and color bib
So join me now for dining
This place sure has it all
Where else at this low price
Can you increase your cholesterol
Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line
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A veritable feast! Was this ever recorded by Jimmy "Buffet"? $5.55 after tip. ;D
'I'll have the lot!!!" (From Monty Python's The meaning Of Life). LOL you get a lot for $5.55
Delicious stuff here, yummy parody
Where do you go to eat all that for that price?
I just hope wild horses weren't on the menu. Fives. . ."Courses."
Time for an almost midnight snack. Good write.
Did you eat all this on a Sunday? The Sundays covered this song : )
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