-> "Bubbling Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Tumbling Dice"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bubbling Rice"
The Lyrics
Wo Yumm! (Wo, wo)
Stomach says I'm hungry, and my temper is gettin' ugly
I'm gonna wolf the chow mein right down
And maybe, maybe, I'll yell I want spare ribs right now
All the waiting, has me salivating
When will my number come out
Oh maybe, baby, my stomach's digesting itself now
I start some bitchin' their heads gonna need stitchin'
Get my food before I start to go wild
Today, don't delay, forgot my egg roll
I'll inhale the bubblin' rice.
Never in a hurry, they make me very surly
I think I saw my life just passing by
Chun Lee, here's my money
My kung pow fever is at prime time
I'm so angry, toss you in the fryer
You'll soon be my victim of crime
So Chun lee, now feed me, throw me an egg roll
I'll inhale the bubblin' rice
Egg roll me, inhale the bubblin' rice
Ay, ya, ya, ya, I'm the lone crap order
Why must I wait ev'ry night?
I'll soon slay, you'll soon pray
Forgot my egg roll, I'll inhale the bubblin' rice, (Inhale the bubblin')
Now egg roll me (mmmm), Or Rangoon me, Or Dim Sum me (Oh yumm)
Now egg roll me
Or Rangoon me (yumm)
Or Dim Sum me (Keep egg rolling)
Now egg roll me (Keep egg rolling)
Or Rangoon me (Keep egg rolling)
Now egg roll me
Chun Lee, inhale the bubblin' rice, yumm
Now egg roll me
Ribbies sweet and tender (Now egg drop me)
Say, re, re, ready (Give it to me)
I'll chow down quickly, ah
You've egg rolled me (feed me)
Got to roll me (hit me)
Feed me right now!!
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