Tricky runnin’ mazies when those scientists get us wastied
And make us turn those corners while soused
In labor’tory, it just seems too cruel to be mouse

We’re always spinning in rolled contraptions
Ted’dous life we’ve, up to now
Maybe, well just maybe, the cheese has been all drug-doused now
Feed from lab kitchen is sure to start us twitchin'
Substance-y abuse it runs wild

Baby, can't stand straight, we han’t contro-o-ol, we...
We’re always just stumblin' mice

Always want to testy, and leaves us not impressedied
Research in theory is fine...
Freebies? Just placebies!
Needles prick, an’ my stare’s mis-aligned
Hey now baby, I say woe betide ‘em
If world’s overthrown by our kind...

Speed me; o’erfeed me
Soon round as ba-a-alls see, now call us some plumpenin’
Ro-o-olly and poly, us plumpenin’ mice

Oh my, my I might get loads food pellets
Playin' the feed bar just right...

Turn wheelies!, Unreal-ly!
We keep it ro-o-olling - we’re portly and stumblin’ mice, (Fallin’ an’ stumblin')
Ambroxol me
Betamol me
Monurol me
Habitrol me
‘Xacts a toll see
Flucindole me
Riluzole me
Panthenol me
Fadrozole me
A shame-y, always just stumblin’ mice, yeah
Full ampuoles, see
(Repeat drugs of your choice and fade)