Song Parodies -> "All I Foul Is The Air That You Breathe"

Original Song Title:

"The Air That I Breathe"

Original Performer:

"All I Foul Is The Air That You Breathe"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

OS lyrics here.

If I could make a wish, I'd wish: no gas
Not stink, or smell like burning weed
No Brussels sprouts, no Tac- ... -o Bell; I'll pass
Carefully eat; pick better feed

Passing gas at you has got you angry, red, and fried
One more toot from a**, and you will wish that you had died
Peas came upon me and they made me "threep"
So, weep (violent anal blow from creep)

Bum chimes...
All I foul is the air that you breathe, and it bugs you
(Drops his jowls, vacant stare, tries to leave, and he shrugs, "Who?")
Pall from bow'el in the air, and you seethe...

(Instrumental: sounds like -- never mind; you get the picture)

Grease flame, a bomb, (Flee! Fallout shelter, seek!)
Ha! Sleep? In Dutch Oven, try to sleep!

Bum crimes...
All he fouls is the air that she breathes, when she hugs him
Balls a tow'el, gun in air, grabs his sheath, and she plugs him
(With the tow'l or the gun? Don't ask me...)
(With the tow'l or the gun? Mystery...)

[repeat until he finally fades]

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alvin - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

i always love when an overblown pretentious song gets reamed....nice job

Jason - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I agree with Alvin. It was brilliant. 555

TT - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

alvin and Jason, thanks.

AFW - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

This cuts it in three five inch slices..

MrMacphisto - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

You slipped out another good one... 5-5-5

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

"Passing gas at you has got you angry, red, and fried One more toot from a**, and you will wish that you had died" Very clever. . .and I also particularly liked hugs for plugs. . .oh yeah, and TT . . .I . . .like. . .ellipses. . .Jack. . .Red Ant. . .says I'm one of the only people who use them regularly. . .which he says are part of my style. . .so it's nice not to be the only one:) Excellent parody, but if we ever meet, remind me to bring Oust. . .oh yeah, I'll already be prepared because of the "Wind Beneath My Butt" (shameless plug--I know)

TT - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment

AFW (lol) and MrMacphisto (lol), thanks.
Below Average Dave (badave.com), thanks... since we don't have rests, half-notes (or "hole notes" lol) etc. in lyrics, TT uses ellipses for long, drawn-out syllables... wasn't aware it was your style too -- will notice that. Thanks, Well-Above -Average Dave.

stuart mcarthur - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

crazy nutty stuff TT - great syllable-matching - 555

TT - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

stuart mcarthut, thanks... and thanks for catching the matching. :)

PMS - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Blowing fives your way

TT - October 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, P(ee-yew)MS!

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