[Snorting sound just before instrumental intro]
{Uhhh...}
[brief instrumental intro]
What fried my brain?
It's hard to say
Something, 'cause my head is
in a dream
Lay in my bed
with big, dumb smile
Feels like some emulsion
is coating my mind

[to instrumental notes here]
{D'oh, d'oh, d'oh-d'oh}
{d'oh, d'oh-d'oh-d'oh}

Seems my memory
now has declined
cell degradation
and the passage of time
Cognitive functions
yeah, I've lost a few
and right now I'll pretend
that I can still comprehend

Memory is frayed
what was I sayin'?
Lately can't remember
anything
Holes in my head
not a good sign
Hey, can you please tell me
which car is mine?
{Which one is it, the Ford or the Dodge?}

Holes in my head
Yeah, brain cells are dead
Someone remind me
of what I just said
Did I just mention
this subject to you?
My memory is "jacked"
I just don't have a clue

Thinking's a strain
hard on my brain
Better get a tether
or a leash
Stuff in my head
lost; cannot find
Old-age has corroded
much of my mind

[During Instrumental break to instrumental notes]
{Oh, oh, oh-oh, where is it this time?}

{Lookin' 'round for the keys}
{to my car - can't find}
{Where is my wallet with my credit cards in it?}
{What was I doin'?}
{Where am I at?}
{I don't know sh*t right now}
{that's not...too good}

{Oh-oh-oh-oh}
{Where should I go?}
{Don't know what I'm doin'}
{Someone help me}
Please Help Me!
{Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh}
{Someone hit the "Space Bar"}
{and then they hit "Delete"}

{uh, uh, uh-uh, I'm in some deep sh*t}

All trashed and strewn
need a shovel to clean it
it would be unwise
to depend on me
Marbles all loose
you know it's the truth
A thought comes to me
the next moment it leaves

So now it's plain
Dry well; my brain
Has hit home; it makes me
mad; I seethe
Not much is left
of once fine mind
Right now less brains in my
head than my behind

Stir-fried; my brain
I can't explain
Just don't know what smooshed it
no, indeed
Rubbish-strewn head
disheveled mind
Did some evil potion
compost my mind?

Right now my brain
is like a sink-drain
Things get poured down in it
none remain
Now I'm bereft
I'm in a bind
Is there a solution?
in there no light shines

Memory is done
it's been expunged
Raking up the pieces
in a heap
dumbly, I said
"Please help me find
all the scattered bits and pieces
of my mind

Help me put together
shards of my mind..."