-> "Time"
Original Song Title:
"Signs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Time"
Parody Written by:
Shannan
The Lyrics
And the US said "towel headed evil doers need to comply"
So I hid my scuds down in the desert and told them all a pack a lies
UN said "you have an exemplary plan Saddam. Blix said you do"
Then I took a shot and didn't get caught, HUH, I don't answer to you...
Whoa-oh-oh
Time, time, gimme more time
I'm brewing up the VX and laying land mines
Look here, don't look there, I just need more time...
And the inspector said "poison gas for killin' people is a UN crime"
So I went to the men and I offered 'em bribes and the blue hats fell in line
"Put the cash in a Swiss bank account and I'll hold the others at bay"
"But make it quick, cuz my boss is a dick and the US is looking to kill ya!"
Time, time, gimme more time
I'm brewing up the VX and laying land mines
Look here, don't look there, I just need more time...
Hey inspector can't you see, we aint hidin' no weapons in this facility
You can't look, no you can't see... hey! Those aren't supposed to be here...
Time was a madman could kill his people and no one complained, UGH!
And the Mullahs said "Inspectors not welcome, get lost, we godda pray"
But the inspectors broke in and saw the weapons cache displayed and Saddam had nothing to say
So America had what it needed and they bombed them back in time
To the day when the mosques were used to pray and genocide was a crime.
Woooo!
Time, time, gimme more time
I'm brewing up the VX and laying out mines
Look here, don't look there, I just need more time...
Time, time, gimme more time
Time, time, time.
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