-> "Palace of Power (Captain N)"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Palace of Power (Captain N)"
The Lyrics
Sittin' there in my bedroom, playing a Nintendo Game
Couldn't manage to beat it, it was causing me pain
Then from my TV, there came a shimmering light
I felt myself being pulled. this just wasn't my night...
Then she stood there before me, hottest girl I'd ever seen
In my oh-so-short life
What a strange way to spend age fifteen
Then she gave me a Zapper, somehow she knew my name
There were heroes of games in her throne room
Then she began to explain
"Welcome to the Palace of Power
Such a regal place, in multiversal space
The resistance is based at the Palace of Power
In our darkest year, the Warp Zone brought you here"
Her crown was gemstone encrusted
The presence of a queen
She's got a handful of heroes
Who would be the N-Team
There was no joy in this great hall
I saw Icarus sweat
Mega Man welcomed me there
Belmont tries to forget
So they dubbed me the Captain
And my mission this time
Was to save their universe
It was 1989
And for three years I battled on
Against evil
Kevin Keene by day, Captain N by night
And I can still hear her say...
"Welcome to the Palace of Power
Such a regal place, in multiversal space
The resistance is based at the Palace of Power"
Such a nice surprise, for a gamer guy
Mirror duimension
Where her father was on ice
She sad "He is a prisoner there
Of Mother Brain's device"
And in the Princess' Chambers
Lana cries like the rain
Hoping her dad will be rescued
But they just can't kill The Brain
Last thing I remember
I was headed back home
But then I decided to stay in Videoland
I said "Lana, close the Zone!"
"Relax," said Mega Man,
"I am programmed to receive"
Simon stood in shock and shouted
"Won't you ever leave?!"
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