Howard Dean, Howard Dean
You said it all so clean
Howard Dean
I know just what you mean
In my life
There's too much strife
That's according to Howard Dean

He was a true blue liberal if there ever was
reminding me of the liberal cause
Doctor Dean
you said it all so clean
you know my life will be all right
and I'll be living the American dream

Well you talk about a northern mad administrator
he was too cool for medical school
healthcare, anti-war, civil rights, a whole lot more
he's not sitting on his tush
cause he's out there bashing bush

Howard Dean, Howard Dean
I bought it sight unseen
Howard Dean
I know that sometimes he gets mean
But my party's back
and I'm a Deaniac
and I'm voting for Howard Dean

Angry Dr. Dean on the computer screen
He made me really want to believe
I thought that he was taller
untill I saw him holler
and hitch himself a ride to obscurity

Howard Dean, Howard Dean
We dropped you cold and clean
Howard Dean
What the hell was with that scream?
It's a big mistake
the democrats won't make, bye bye
You couldn't even take Washington State, bye bye
bye bye
First out of the gate, then he started to break
bye bye
a big mistake, they don't wanna make
bye bye
delegates at stake, too little too late
bye bye
he might be a flake, and that scream for god sake
bye bye