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Song Parodies -> "The Two Towers"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"The Two Towers"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

On a dark rocky pathway ,
two hobbits hiking there.
Sam tells Mr.Frodo ,
''There's something foul in the air.''
Up above in the distance ,
Gollum crept through the night.
His face was ugly , and he looked so thin ,
he was a horrible sight.
There stood in the Golden Hallway ,
the king under a spell.
Gandalf wowed the man , dwarf , and elf ,
with Aragorn saying' that he had fell.'
The hobbits followed Smeagol ,
and he showed them the way.
The dead marshes were in the water ,
Frodo heard them say...

''Take the ring to the fires of Mordor.''
Such a scary place , such a scary place.
Such a creepy place.
Go to Mt.Doom , there's the fires of Mordor.
Anytime you hear , anytime you hear.
Salron speak , you're near.
Wormtongue's definetely twisted ,
like Micheal Jackson , more pale.
Gandalf tried many , many times ,
until his staff prevailed.
The king's son in his backyard ,
Crete , but with pain.
Open war was upon them ,
All their men were slain.
So he called up their captain ,
''Take the men to Helm's Deep!''
He said ''We haven't had a walk like this since ,
chasing our sheep.''
And still we fought the Warg's off ,
from so far away.
And once the hobbits reached the Black Gate ,
Frodo heard them say...

Take the ring to the fires of Mordor ,
such a scary place , such a scary place.
Such a creepy place.
Flames will abrupt ,
in the fires of Mordor.
Avoid haunting eyes , avoid haunting eyes.
And the Nazgul cries.

Men have unsettled feeling ,
Urak-Hai numbers grew.
Gimli said ''Most have seen many winters.''
''Or too few.''
Then Master Peregrin ,
told the gathering trees.
''We need to save our friends lives ,
but we need your help please!''
Last thing we remember ,
the men were blocking the door.
We happen to see Gandalf there ,
who would kick their butts in this war.
''Relax!'' said Gollum.
''We will takes it once they're dead!''
So he told the hobbits ''follow him.''
'Long ways to go ahead.'

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Johnny D - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done!
lowkeylunatic - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
A classic tale done to a classic song... bravo! It doesn't get any better!!!
Arwen - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it...nicely done!
Rice Cube - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I like what you've done here :-)
elie - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
that was really good! I have never read teh lord of the rings, btu i could understand everything that was going on in your song! nice work!
Phil Alexander - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff, Chris :-)

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