My stomach's makin' too much noise
And it won't let me sleep
I'm headin' for the kitchen now
For somethin' I can eat

Grab a frying pan and turn the gas on
Heat it up just right
Search the cupboards for the right ingredients
Treat myself tonight

I'm gonna have a pancake tonight
A pancake tonight, I know
I'm gonna have a pancake tonight
A pancake tonight, I know
Lord, I know

Some people like to eat theirs slow
I just can't hold out that long
But this snack just hasn't filled me up
My gut is rumblin' on

This hunger calls for something bigger
I'll fire up the oven grille
And bake until the sun comes up
If that's how long it takes to get my fill

I'm gonna have a mudcake tonight
A mudcake tonight, I know
I'm gonna have a mudcake tonight
A mudcake tonight, I know
Lord, I know

I'll gather all the food that's in sight
And eat every bite
I'll chow down all night
Till dawn's early light
I'm gonna have a mudcake tonight
A mudcake tonight, I know
Mudcake, baby

Need somethin' cool to wash it down (I'm thirsty)
And water just won't do
It's possible I ate too much
But this'll get me through

(Everybody) Everybody needs to buy a blender
Just forget the price
Comes in handy when you want a little drink
That's healthy and tastes nice

I'm gonna have a milkshake tonight
A milkshake tonight, I know
I'm gonna have a milkshake tonight
A milkshake tonight, I know
Let's go

You can offer me an ice cream
With a chocolate-covered cone
You can break out the vanilla coke
But either way, I'm gonna have a milkshake tonight
A milkshake tonight, I know
Oh, I know

I'll have a milkshake tonight
A milkshake tonight, I know
Woooooo!