Song Parodies -> "I Ain't Greasy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

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Original Performer:

"I Ain't Greasy"

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The Lyrics

I think there's some psycho babble in this somewhere, probably not
wise to think about it....

Well I'm rollin down the track
Trying hard not to crack
Seven sous chefs chasin me
four that want hollandaise
two that want some mayonnaise
One that wants some fricassee

I ain't greasy, I ain't greasy
Just keep me out of that big pan and you will please me
Lighten up, my shell is thin
Somehow I rolled out of that bin
And I will not roll back again
I ain't greasy

Well I rolled into a crack on the side of the track
Fourteen feet flew over me
They're lookin for a chicken
Cluckin and a clickin
One that lays some eggs like me

Come on baby, don't say gravy
I gotta know if my round shape is gonna save me
Get a carton, let me be
Not gonna bake a cake with me
I'm on a roll, an egg journey
I ain't greasy

Well I'm rollin down the road
Trying to maintain my yolk
It's a miracle that I'm still whole
Lookin for some clover where I can recover
And continue on my roll

I ain't greasy, I ain't greasy
Just keep me out of that big pan and you will please me
Get a carton, let me be
Not gonna bake a cake with me
I'm on a roll, an egg journey
I ain't greasy

You know I won't be greasy
You know I can't be greasy

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Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Decent song (there's that word again)

Royce Miller - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Jeff, I never complained about decent, and I'm not gonna complain about someone like you who is so good to read stuff and comment about it! Thanks, you brighten my day

Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I think John Jenkins mentioned that I overuse the word "decent", so that comment was for him if he reads it. Glad I can brighten your day!

Joseph Hayes - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

This gal is getting more creative as time passes. She thinks of things out of the norm. What topic will now be safe if she writes more parodies. After a while, the thoughts just dry up but Royce loves creating parodies, I have a feeling they'll just keep rolling on.

Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Not one of your better ones, Royce. Now, which quote should I tack onto it? Martin Short as Ed Grimley? "That was very decent, I must say." Or Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly? "Nobody calls me chicken!"

Claude Prez - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

"Come on baby, don't say gravy" was my favorite part. Well done.

John Jenkins - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce, your creativity is egg-cellent - I liked the fricassee line. And, yes, I did suggest that Jeff was overusing "decent," but the word is growing on me.

Wild Man - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment

very very good Royce

Meriadoc - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment

This was like one of those medieval riddles until it got solved in the third verse.... I like phycho babble.. and I never met an egg I didn't like :-D

Royce Miller - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Meriadoc-so glad to have your comments again; much appreciated. I just hope no one ever hires anyone to analyze us parody writers, by the stuff we've written. I'll be put away forever.

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