Well, I'm on your TV, take a look at me
I'm slimmer now but still the same girl--
The one that kissed Bill Clinton
Where it wasn't fittin'
I took the Prez for a whirl!

But I ain't easy, I ain't easy,
Don't let the stuff from my past paint me sleazy
Lighten up, give me a chance
It was Bill who took off his pants
I need a way to make a living
I ain't easy

Well, I'm a standing on a corner
In southern California
And such a fine sight to see
It's Gary Condit, my Lord, in a blatbed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me

Come on, Gary, I know you're wary
But Chandra's gone and maybe no one will remember--
We're both losers, we can't win
You're ugly, but at least I'm slim
So open up, I'm climbin in, but I ain't easy!

Well I'm on your TV, "Mr. Personality"
Boy, some people climb outta the muck
All I had to do was blow an old lover
Talk about old dumb luck

But I ain't easy, I ain't easy
They want a hostess with a past
Shameless and cheezy
Come on baby
Just tune in, baby
I think this "reality show" is really gonna save me

Oh, but I ain't easy
I surely ain't easy..........