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Song Parodies -> "Woketard California"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Woketard California"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

These days in California with Gavin Newsome and his Merry Men
In the hearts of the lightweights, fools win everywhere
Deep well of deceivers, raise their cups in the air
Talking heads are consistent, I saw no differing signs
My rent grew steady and my lights grew dim, the bad news dropped out of sight

His falsehoods spin on airwaves, he words his vision well
And I was drinking with myself, one foot in Heaven and one foot in Hell
So I sit with my candles, power slowed for the day
No rejoicing found from door to door, I thought I heard them say

Don't come to the Woketard California
Once a lovely place (once a lovely place)
Now an ugly face
Emptying wombs in the Woketard California
Ain't no time to cheer (ain't no time to cheer)
I can't dry my tears

These times are liberally twisted, they've brought the craziest trends
They talk a lot of Yippie, Hippie noise and they all blend
When they glance at their scorecards, seat runners quest
They'll dance in November, no chance to reject

They try small time attractions, cheap wins by design
I said that, Gavin's tried to steer us here since, his election time
And still our choices are falling no stars to play
Hate shows up in their battle with the right and I fear what they say

Don't come to the Woketard California
Once a lovely place (once a lovely place)
Now an ugly face
I'm missing the love in the Woketard California
It's a slow demise (it's a slow demise)
Sing your lullabies

Cheers are unappealing, this pinko's game's on high
And he said, you are all just listeners here, you don't roll the dice
He's been a master player, his swagger's just a tease
He grabs you with his sleazy vibes and you just can't feel at ease

Cast change for the genders, men are, wearing women's drawers
They've redesigned their package flat, not the way it was before
Make tracks said the site man, we are programmed to relieve
Get the heck out any time tonight, or we can sever these

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 30

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 5   27

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CML - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
RANDEROO FOR TWO!! Wait a minute, thats a sh*t score around here .. Three fives!!
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
Not my political cup of tea, but smart writing nonetheless, seriously 555. BTW, somebody around here unilaterally bombs votes positively or negatively at their whim, so ignore the tallies, they don't mean anything anymore.
Peregrin - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
I can differ a bit from Agri here - not being from the same country it doesn't matter no which way to me. However, I agree with the smart writing comment, and can certainly relate to what you are referring to.
Michael Pacholek - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
All lies. Gavin Newsom is one of the top five Governors in the country, right up there with my own Phil Murphy in New Jersey. It's chief execrable like DeathSantis in Florida and Abbott in Texas that revel in cruelty and corruption and are driving their States further into the abyss.
Randy Hearn - October 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments everyone!
Takin it Sleazy - October 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Well Im standing on a corner in Whittier, California Such a foul sight to see. Its a bum, by God, with a ravaged bod Squatting down to pinch a loaf at me
CML - October 03, 2022 - Report this comment
You were flattered by it? Whenever I say that to my brother in law, whose name is also named Randy, it tends to piss him off. It's a takeoff on what Al McCoy, long time announcer for the Phoenix Suns would say when the Suns made a big basket ... "And thats a swisheroo for TWO!!" ;-D ... And I guess I should fess up; I was "Takin' It Sleazy"
Yeah, MP: - October 03, 2022 - Report this comment
That's why just about everyone with a working brain is trying to flee from your glorious Democrat-run Commie Workers' Paradises™ in California and New Jersey and move to the Republican-run Capitalist dystopian HELLSCAPES of Florida and Texas!
Zen Adam B. - October 05, 2022 - Report this comment
ultramaga schlock.

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