-> "Woketard California"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Woketard California"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
In the hearts of the lightweights, fools win everywhere
Deep well of deceivers, raise their cups in the air
Talking heads are consistent, I saw no differing signs
My rent grew steady and my lights grew dim, the bad news dropped out of sight
His falsehoods spin on airwaves, he words his vision well
And I was drinking with myself, one foot in Heaven and one foot in Hell
So I sit with my candles, power slowed for the day
No rejoicing found from door to door, I thought I heard them say
Don't come to the Woketard California
Once a lovely place (once a lovely place)
Now an ugly face
Emptying wombs in the Woketard California
Ain't no time to cheer (ain't no time to cheer)
I can't dry my tears
These times are liberally twisted, they've brought the craziest trends
They talk a lot of Yippie, Hippie noise and they all blend
When they glance at their scorecards, seat runners quest
They'll dance in November, no chance to reject
They try small time attractions, cheap wins by design
I said that, Gavin's tried to steer us here since, his election time
And still our choices are falling no stars to play
Hate shows up in their battle with the right and I fear what they say
Don't come to the Woketard California
Once a lovely place (once a lovely place)
Now an ugly face
I'm missing the love in the Woketard California
It's a slow demise (it's a slow demise)
Sing your lullabies
Cheers are unappealing, this pinko's game's on high
And he said, you are all just listeners here, you don't roll the dice
He's been a master player, his swagger's just a tease
He grabs you with his sleazy vibes and you just can't feel at ease
Cast change for the genders, men are, wearing women's drawers
They've redesigned their package flat, not the way it was before
Make tracks said the site man, we are programmed to relieve
Get the heck out any time tonight, or we can sever these
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How Funny: | 4.6 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.6 | |
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Total Votes: | 32 |
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