-> "Paul Ryan's Lies"
Original Song Title:
"Lyin' Eyes"
Parody Song Title:
"Paul Ryan's Lies"
The Lyrics
Politicians seem to find out quickly
How they grease your palms with just a bribe
He loves Ayn Rand
but hates the old and sickly
His feelings for the poor he just can't hide
On the Right, sometimes the House gets greedy
I guess every politician has a price
And it breaks his heart to help the poor and needy
It's what he gets for taking Trump's advice
So he tells us he wants tax cuts for the wealthy
It helps to bring more jobs into your town
But he don't mind that people won't stay healthy
Obamacare he's trying to bring down
Can't deny Paul Ryan's lies
all the facts that he denies
Voters need to realize
There ain't no truth inside Paul Ryan's lies
On the other side of town a PAC is plotting
With plans for the elections they could steal
The party, from the inside out, is rotting
Just look at all the good laws they've repealed.
The Senate and the House, they get together
To reconcile the bill that helps the rich
He swears your taxes won't go up, not ever....
He's just a lyin' no-good sonofabitch!
We can fight Paul Ryan's lies
We can vote----against these guys
Now's the time to realize....
There's just one way to fight Paul Ryan's lies
He calls Fox, and tells old Sean a "tall one"
And stares into the camera with a lie
Another choice, it's gonna be the wrong one.
And we will all be glad when he's retired.
We wonder how things ever got this crazy.
They lie so much, they all just look like fools
They should be fired, it never seems to amaze me...
To stay in power, they just go change the rules
My oh my, they sure do a lot of strange things.
They craft the laws and bills so carefully.
Ain't it funny, being Speaker didn't change things?
He's still the lying twerp he used to be.
You can fight Paul Ryan's lies
You can vote----against these guys
It's come time to realize....
There's just one way to fight Paul Ryan's lies
There ain't a speck of truth in Ryan's lies
Only you can fight Paul Ryan's lies
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