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Song Parodies -> "Cryin' Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Cryin' Guy"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

GOP is going to find out early
Gonna happen here in just a while
These new women, better not call them girly
There’s way more to these gals than just a smile
Come what may, you’ll find out this November
Better sit down there and take this sound advice
If you think they can’t, it’s best you just remember
Ignore them now and you’ll pay a fearsome price
Don’t look now but they have got us all believing
In a few months you’ll all be going down
‘Cause they’re tired of all this damn deceiving
Pack your bags and get the hell out of this town
There they are, those cryin’ guys
And their tears come as no surprise
Oh those clowns should have realized
Screw with them and you’ll be those cryin’ guys
No, the Women’s Movement is no longer waiting
They’re coming for you now and they’re for real
They’ve had it up to here with all the hating
Oh, and also with your false religious zeal
They’re rushing to this thing, they’re all together
The GOP is shocked and in denial
So let’s watch these women toss them out forever
And give them all one last sweet goodbye smile
Once again, those cryin’ guys
No, those tears are no surprise
So take your time and realize
You are going to be those cryin’ guys
See that one there, yes, she is a strong one
And that one there might once have been a guy
But in this time there are no longer wrong ones
There’s just right, and they’re reaching for the sky
They don’t wonder how things ever got this crazy
They’ve watched a man whose every act is cruel
The wool is gone, the world is not so hazy
To count them out would be an act of fools
My oh my, how they’re going to rearrange things
They’ll set them up so well, so carefully
Just get ready, ‘cause you’re gonna see some strange things
No, things won’t be the way they used to be
There they go, those cryin’ guys
Tossed them out on their thin behinds
And now they’ve been repaid in kind
That’s just how it feels to be cryin’ guys
They’re always gonna be those cryin’ guys
Oh yeah, there they go, those cryin’ guys

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R S Leergaard - July 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Ooowwwh. Only three trip 1s? I'm a little disappointed. :-(

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