-> "Nosferatu"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nosferatu"
The Lyrics
Nosferatu
You bit her while she was senseless
Now she's got 'bout a quart less,
And it's 'so long, now;'
Oh you're a cold one,
But I guess you've got your reasons,
Folks don't like your feedin'
And they hurt you sometimes.
Don't you bite the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She's bitter and she's stale--
The Queen of Heart's a juicy one, you bet;
Now it seems like lots of ladies want to give you all they're able,
But all you do is bite them, on the neck....
Nosferatu
You know you're not getting older
The rot and the molder
Endlessly postponed;
But living--oh living,
That's just some people talking,
The undead go walking
Through this world all alone.
Does your crypt get cold in the winter time,
Got to hide 'till the sun don't shine,
It's hard to wait for night time, every day;
The houses hung with garlic cloves,
Such a funny way of saying go
Away....
Nosferatu
Your victim came to her senses
Best look to your defenses;
Close up your gate;
The mob is howlin'
And there's a new dawn above you--
You'd better get before they shove you,
Get before they shove you,
Get before they shove you,
Up with a big stake.
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