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Song Parodies -> "There's No Valentine's Day"

Original Song Title:

"Please Come Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"There's No Valentine's Day"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Just as there are sad songs for Christmas, I think there ought to be some for other days, such as this one.
Hearts they've been hanging in red, red hues;
Lace pink and frilly gives me the blues.
I'm all alone; no real girlfriend;
Nowhere for greeting cards to send.

Lovers are going out tonight;
Tables for two by candlelight.
There's no Valentine's Day; not for me, anyway.
So draw the curtains; turn out the light.

Seeing commotions, instinctive notions
Tell me the sorrows of love.
Stormy divorces and battles, I fear,
Make it appear a thing one should rise above.

Yet my heart tells me my head is all wrong:
It's not good to be alone so long.
It brings only sorrow, and grief, and pain
That life's so lonely, empty, and in vain.

Ooh... for me, only sorrow, and grief, and pain,
And my life's lonely, empty, and in vain.
Of course, the ultimate sad song from Christmas to be adapted for this day would be the Vandals' "Hang Myself From The Tree" but that'll have to wait for some other time.

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Lib - Some people just ain't got no heart! A friend of mine in a post on Facebook today proclaimed this as Singles Awareness Day! Good job here! ;D

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