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Song Parodies -> "Zamboni Racer"
Original Song Title:
"Tequila Sunrise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Zamboni Racer"
Parody Written by:
Phil Nelson
The Lyrics
This'll probably soon be in the Olympics.
I'm another zamboni racer
Go up and down 'cross the ice
Don't think twice
No I can't go really fast
But I think that it's an extreme blast
And it will last
Every night when curling is shown
You want a sport that won't make you groan
Do the sport pickers know?
It isn't just another cleaner
It's fun to go around all this ice
With no fake mice
Oh, it's an amazing feelin'
Although it's really boring yes
But there's no stress
Take another cold ice water
And put it in the cup holder there
You just don't care
I'm another zamboni racer
I'll get a medal sometime
I'll clean the grime
Go up and down 'cross the ice
Don't think twice
No I can't go really fast
But I think that it's an extreme blast
And it will last
Every night when curling is shown
You want a sport that won't make you groan
Do the sport pickers know?
It isn't just another cleaner
It's fun to go around all this ice
With no fake mice
Oh, it's an amazing feelin'
Although it's really boring yes
But there's no stress
Take another cold ice water
And put it in the cup holder there
You just don't care
I'm another zamboni racer
I'll get a medal sometime
I'll clean the grime
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Without Zamboni machines and drivers, we'd all be on thin (and jagged) ice. Good parody, smooth as a resurfaced rink! ;D
I wished that I could ride a zamboni, that's for sure! Smooth work! Smoothing 555 ice gashes on the rink with this one!
This parody was "smooth"!!!
Thanks Ribber, Christie, and Mark.
555... if only because "zamboni" is such a fun word to say! :)
Thanks Fiddlegirl.
It's been done before (zamboni parodies), but this was another nice spin on the ice. ... and never have figured out "curling", except as an exercise for the biceps.
I'll vote Fives, because "Everybody loves Zamboni sometime...." (crawls for his life as rotten tomatoes hurled/curled @ shell)
I'll vote Fives, because "Everybody loves Zamboni sometime...." (crawls for his life as rotten tomatoes hurled/curled @ shell)
Thanks TT. I might do one on curling sometime
If you can find info on the Zamboni you will find out that it was invented by a man in SoCal by the same name.
Yes I knew that. Thanks 2Eagle.
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