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Song Parodies -> "Apple Butter"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Apple Butter"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

The south isn't the only place apple butter hails from, but the taste always reminds me of the south.
Apple butter
You’re wearing down my defenses
Stimulatin’ my senses
Can’t do without
Ohh you’re a sweet one
Your flavor’s always in season
Your taste is a pleasin’ fruit
That hails from the south.

Don’t you bring no store bought jelly, boy
You keep it off my table
You know the Smucker’s brand is always a bad bet
Can’t you see that all Mom’s canned things
Are doin’ fine without those labels
So bring me some to savor
On this baguette

Apple butter
Ohhh, it is my object of hunger
It makes me feel younger
It makes my mouth foam
On biscuits, or triscuits
I feel endorphins a flowin’
Narcotic starts goin’ through
This poor boy’s old bones

You can eat your sweets almost anytime
But do they rule, do they satisfy?
Your heart, it could just flatline any day
See we’re only in this life so long
Go out and find yourself a Southern mom

Apple butter
Why don’t you contact your missus?
Suggest some sweet kisses,
Make it a date
Go to the mountains,
And if you really do love her,
You better get some and discover
(get some and discover)
You better spread some apple butter
Dontcha wait too...oooo..late.
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job...and a good thing that you DO know sh*t from apple butter! ;D
adagio - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks!!! I didn't know there was such a difference in store-bought and home canned.
PinkLady - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I make appleSauce by cutting up the apple w/peel, then putting the pieces into the Blender (I keep it at work) Then add a bit o Cinnamon ! Apples are best for prevention of heart-attacks//strokes, Sir !
Fiddlegirl - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, indeed, Mr. Baker!! 555 :D
Phil Nelson - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a modern classic! I'm still goin' on my pack of butter I bought two months ago. 5's
Johny Appleseedy - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
The apple of my eye -- and *soooo* much more polite than a certain turtle's food-like spin on TOS! 555
Warren Baker - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, fruit lovers!

OMR- The smell is always a dead giveaway!
BR>Adagio- True southern canners trump store bought anytime!
BR>PL- Explains why I have low blood pressure, and aren't cinnamon and apple da bomb?!
BR>FG- Glad you liked, and those votes touch me to the core...
BR>PN- Apple butter is much like butter except a) AB is good for you and b) it's one of the few things good for you that won't kill you gradually!!
BR>JA/TT- We Southerners are ALWAYS polite...okay...most of the we need to be!
You Be The Judge - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment

btw, hope you get that left angle bracket key fixed.. in the meantime, you can re-map any other key that you don't use often, to replace it, either by regedit (in Win) or keytweak.exe.

and, uh, (cough) not sure "fruit lovers" is an accolade that *everyone* will appreciate. :-D ..cheers, Bro!
Warren Baker - February 21, 2010 - Report this comment
@YBTJ- The Eagles parody you linked...very subtle!!! And as to the brackets, either the copy/paste or fingers/hand weren't working too well. And as to fruit lovers, well, er... it's in the Constitution, don't you know. Freedom of Peach.

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