Eldorado........ why don't you run when I need you?
Why do I have to feed you...Premium now?
Oh...you're an old one....
and I know that you're leaking Free-on
But I hope my friend Leon
Can help you somehow

He'll have you shining like a diamond, boy
He'll grease you and your cables
You know a lube and tune is always your best bet
Now it seems to me you're timing's
Been a little bit unstable
But he'll soon have you up and running like a 'Vet

Eldorado......oh, you ain't gettin' no younger...and
That old iron monger, is eying your chrome
And free-on, oh free-on.... well, it just stops 'em squawkin'
Your 'O' rings need caulkin'.... before Saint Pete guides you home

Don't your plugs get hot in the summer time?
They won't cool down and your lights won't shine
And it's hard to drive at night with you this way
You've lost your beams both high and low
And it's funny how your brakes have gone away

Eldorado.... why don't you run when I need you?
And purr when I feed you, 10-30 weight
And now it's rainin', and your wipers have just jarred
We better head for the junk yard.......before it's too late