jim beam...jim beam
when drunk, i get quite mean
jim beam...it wipes my senses clean
and i hate my life...till i get tight
and then i see it through a rosy gleam

do i feel low down ?...never ! ...if i have a buzz
strongest drink there ever was
jim beam...you are a drunkard's dream
when i'm sick of life...and see no light
and when it seems that i am out of steam

i'm not a lousy rotgut brand regurgitator
cause i'm just too cool to spew
head pops...with this slop...fill the glass right to the top
the only thing that gets me off...is slurpin' down this brew

jim beam...jim beam
so thirsty its obscene
jim beam...been drinkin' since my teens
and i've lost my wife...but, hey, that's life
and i can see that i don't want to wean

little jim beam...sure makes you scream
wondrous booze that it may be
'fore long, you'll get tighter...this ain't apple cider
it takes you far away from sobriety

jim beam...jim beam
we make a special team

you have two shots, you're glib
three shots, you fly too high
you have two shots, you're glib
three shots, you fly too high

two shots, you're glib...three shots, you're fried (bye bye)
two shots, you're glib...three shots, you're fried (bye bye)
two shots, you're glib...three shots, you're fried (bye bye)
two shots, you're glib...three shots, you're fried (bye bye)