-> "Samson"
Original Song Title:
"The Long Run"
Parody Song Title:
"Samson"
The Lyrics
i used to bully a lot
i acted cruelly a lot
i used to slay louts till the break of day
oh, how...i would hit him
and in high time, i would rid 'em
i just loved to carry on that way
oh, i did some damage...i know its true
didn't know my strength was phony...till clipped by you
i...can't pump my pistons...i'm pooped out
no more samson...(no more samson)
i'm so weak, i need assistance
but i once...was a strong one...(was a strong one)
you just hauled off and cut it...wasn't nothing i could do
once, that buzz went down...all my pep was through
no more samson...ooh, i am a failure...no more samson
you know i don't understand
why you just picked up those scissors
did those crazy things to my 'do
now, my follicles...need boostin', baby
thinking, why'd i get this crewcut from you ?
why'd you screw up my tuft ?
why'd you make me look funny ?
why'd you lessen my might ?
did you think i'd hurt you, honey ?
i...know i can't take it...please grow out
no more samson...(no more samson)
no way i can fake it...i can't bluff
i'm no strong one...(i''m no strong one)
well, i'm bared...my locks were taken
kinda spent...my muscles achin'
no more samson...ooh, a bald ol' fellow...no more samson
no more samson
no more samson
no more samson
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