Dicken's Cider
Is well worth all the expenses
The taste is immense, yes
It's so strong now
And if it's cold out
Then try a hot Dicken's Cider
It's sure to provide her
With pleasure and how!

When you try the Dicken's Cider, boy
With jugs up on the table
It just might be the start of something you can't quit
And if you hear some bells ring
Then you will believe the fable
'Cause Dicken's Cider's the best that you can get

Dicken's Cider
The hard one might make her stagger
It could possibly gag her
If she gulps it down
Just feed 'em, with some Edam
And then a hot Dicken's Cider
Once she's got some inside her
The pleasure abounds

When your girl grows cold then it's cider time
Us guys just know that it's so sublime
We need our Dicken's Cider every day
We may not be so spry you know
But a Dicken's Cider
Takes the blues away

Dicken's Cider
Why don't you ask her to try some
Or else just go buy some
Pleasure awaits
There's no abstaining
After attaining Nirvana
I know that all the girls want some'
(All the girls hunt some)
I know that all the girls want some
Because it's so great