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Song Parodies -> "Already Bombed"
Original Song Title:
"Already Gone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Already Bombed"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
well, he heard my words a-slurrin' just the other day
and he took back my bottle...put it on the shelf
and then he told me, "there's no more booze for you
or you'll soon pass out, its true
you're so blitzed, you cannot walk all by yourself"
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze
that bar keep really smoked me
cause he stopped me gettin' high
cause i guess he felt that i'd had too much that night
don't remember what i did
when i drink up, i get fried
i hang out in bars
until i get in fights
that's right
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze
well, i know that i feel glee with drinks around
heaven knows, i'm guzzlin' booze with frequency
so often times it happens
that i get lit on champagne
and i never even know just when to cease
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed
yes, i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed
yes, i'm already bombed
already bombed
and he took back my bottle...put it on the shelf
and then he told me, "there's no more booze for you
or you'll soon pass out, its true
you're so blitzed, you cannot walk all by yourself"
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze
that bar keep really smoked me
cause he stopped me gettin' high
cause i guess he felt that i'd had too much that night
don't remember what i did
when i drink up, i get fried
i hang out in bars
until i get in fights
that's right
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze
well, i know that i feel glee with drinks around
heaven knows, i'm guzzlin' booze with frequency
so often times it happens
that i get lit on champagne
and i never even know just when to cease
cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed
yes, i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed
yes, i'm already bombed
already bombed
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Three 5's and 12 steps for you, Brother Alvin! 555
Funny stuff, alvin!
I'll drink to that.
thanks kristof arwen and guy
Not a bomb. 5s.
You drink, therefore you WHAM! (sound of hitting the floor) .... 5's
DKOS...but this sounds like a good booze parody..all fives
DKTOS here, either, but it looks funny...5's
I'll have what you're having. If it'll get me fives like this one gets.
you drink, therefore you SLAM (sound of tequila hitting back of throat) - 555
Woo hoo hoo
Stuart: Is that another tequila fun-rise?
This granny likes her booze, and she likes this parody. 5 shots for you, sir!
thanks john johnny AFW adagio michael stuart claude and catch23
That rocks brah! Drink on!
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