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Song Parodies -> "Naked Sumo Cricket"
Original Song Title:
"Take It To The Limit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"Naked Sumo Cricket"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
East meets west in sport's newest spectacle...
You can have your athletics and swimming
And lacrosse and badminton won't do
I've been working on a new kind of challenge
Where you compete in the nude
I went to Tokyo, got some fat boys
(at least 300 pounds)
Gave them willow and ball
(asked them to get un-gowned)
Drinking saki had me thinking
'Bout Olympic dreams, a simple scheme
Well, it sure beats baseball!
With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
You can spend your whole time making money
But that dog eat dog lifestyle's a b!tch
It's more fun watching a yokozuna
Waddlin' down the pitch...
Long as you remember to feed 'em
(And give 'em lotsa air)
You can take 'em on tour
(They will play anywhere)
And it's really quite exciting
When they're hitting six, you're s****ing bricks
But you'll be back for more
With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
And lacrosse and badminton won't do
I've been working on a new kind of challenge
Where you compete in the nude
I went to Tokyo, got some fat boys
(at least 300 pounds)
Gave them willow and ball
(asked them to get un-gowned)
Drinking saki had me thinking
'Bout Olympic dreams, a simple scheme
Well, it sure beats baseball!
With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
You can spend your whole time making money
But that dog eat dog lifestyle's a b!tch
It's more fun watching a yokozuna
Waddlin' down the pitch...
Long as you remember to feed 'em
(And give 'em lotsa air)
You can take 'em on tour
(They will play anywhere)
And it's really quite exciting
When they're hitting six, you're s****ing bricks
But you'll be back for more
With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!
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Hmm... how many pads will they need? Great idea, Kristof :-)
Cheers, Phil...do you want tickets to the next World Cup?
Shane Warne would still be first selected - 5s Kristof
This is a good one....give us sumo..
Cheers, Stuart and Air4s1!!
LOL... Kristof, this is the craziest parody I've read in a long time. Good job....
i was laughing before i even got to the song..inspired lunacy...5s
I have a feeling NO ONE HAS EVER written a song on this topic before! Hehe 555.
Which one, Kristof? The cricket, or the naked sumo? :-)
Hhahahahaha that was a bloody good one, that would go under the "Extreme Sports" category! Just visualising what it would look like makes me wanna hurl!!! Anyways I give ya all 5s.
High 5's Kristof, if you'll take the visuals out of my head
BEST parody about naked sumo cricket I have EVER read! Bloody shaggin' brilliant, Kristof - you win the test!
555 but I DKTOS So I just based it on the other's votes. Funny parody!
(ABC05) My Sumo Girl can't compete with your cricketers, K.
(ABC05) Already voted this as my vote wouldn't take. Funny concept, great substitutions.
Clever song, Kristof. Unusual idea (I think)
I would watch this. I also like train wrecks.
(ABC) See above!
(ABC) N - I second Johnny D this is the best naked sumo cricket parody... dare I say... ever. And if they get hit with a new cricket ball (shameless plug for something i could've entered this round) they probably won't get hurt. I DKTOS but it's an interested, if rather disturbing, idea.
(N) I think I woud've preferred watching those yokozunas to Flintoff and co - still hilarious KR
(ABC) Oh, from the topic I thought this would be about something completely different... hilarious stuff, Kristof.
(ABC05) I don't think I'd watch it but, I'm glad I read this. 555
(ABC05) Great parody, althouhg it might have a bit of a tough time getting on to ESPN.
I still think of this every time I hear the original
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