Song Parodies -> "Ky Jelly"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Ky Jelly"

Parody Written by:

Rotten

The Lyrics

I dont know where I come up with the stuff!!

Busted on the Corner with a pound of marijuana.
They got me for trafficking.
Now I'm in a cell with a guy that smells
and he wont stop blowing kisses at me.

KY jelly
KY jelly
Wont somebody please come and help me?
Grab the bars with both hands.
Try to fight while bubba pops my can.
Just have to grin and take it like a man.
KY Jelly

Waiting for the guard with my back against the bars.
I think bubba wants to go again.
Hes lookin at me with his hand between his knees
Wiping all the drool off his chin.

KY jelly
KY jelly
Wont somebody please come and help me?
Grab the bars with both hands.
Try to fight while bubba pops my can.
Just have to grin and take it like a man.
KY Jelly
He says "Baby, your 'purty' mouth makes me crazy."
C'mon over on my lap and be my lady.

OwwwwWWWWWwwww!!!!!
OOWWWWwwwwwwwwWW!!!!
OwwwwwwwWWWWW!!!!!
OwwwwWWWWWwwww!!!!!
OOWWWWwwwwwwwwWW!!!!
OwwwwwwwWWWWW!!!!!

Yeah he could have used some some Jelly!!
Would have hurt less with some Jelly!!!

Ouch!

No disrespect to the Eagles intended.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.