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Song Parodies -> "Bloth of Dark Water"

Original Song Title:

"Black Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Bloth of Dark Water"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I wish they could remake this show, or at least finish it.
Well, I got me the Maelstrom and she's ready for sailin'
20 seas of Mer, she's callin' my name
Pirates are lootin', that peg leg konk thumpin'
Dark water keeps rollin' on past just the same
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Yeah, keep on shinin' your light
Gonna find every one
Chongo longo, gonna find every one all right
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause Ren ain't no threat to me at all
When we kill Ren? I don't care
Don't make no difference to me
Just take Tula and Ioz and send them uptown
Yeah, I’d like to eat some Niddler Monkeybird and scream out Noy Jitat!
And I'll be Bloth of Dark Water on Mer!
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Old Dark water, keep on rollin'
13 treasures of Rule, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Yeah, keep on shinin' your light
Gonna find every one
Chongo longo, gonna find every one all right
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause Ren ain't no threat to me at all
I’d like to eat some Niddler Monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus (no!) take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo
Gonna sail with your daddy Noy Jitat
I’d like to eat some Niddler Monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus, take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo (I wanna cut the series short, series short)
Gonna sail with your daddy Noy Jitat (The series got cancelled, Noy Jitat)
I’d like to eat some Niddler monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus, take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo (I wanna cut the series short, series short)
Gonna sail with you Noy Jitat (The series got cancelled, Noy Jitat)
I’d like to eat some Niddler monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus, take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo (I wanna cut the series short, series short)
Gonna sail with you Noy Jitat (The series got cancelled, Noy Jitat)
I’d like to eat some Niddler monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus, take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo (I wanna cut the series short, series short)
Gonna sail with you Noy Jitat (The series got cancelled, Noy Jitat)
I’d like to eat some Niddler monkeybird
Gonna find the 13 treasures of Rule
The Constrictus, take them to the Constrictus, chongo longo (I wanna cut the series short, series short)
Gonna sail with you Noy Jitat (When will we get a remake? Noy Jitat!)

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