Song Parodies -> "Bacon's A Chewy Treat"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' It To The Streets"

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Original Performer:

"Bacon's A Chewy Treat"

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The Lyrics

no baloney...if given druthers
i think liver is a livin' hell
ground beef just ain't rockin' my world
veal and mutton really smell

you...cookin' up the meat that really works for me
breakfast time and i sure do like this recipe
bacon's a chewy treat
bacon's a chewy treat
bacon's a chewy treat

it can splatter...use a cover
fried up finely...with...such...care
mixed up with scrambled eggs together
its a meal beyond compare

you...cookin' up the meat that really works for me
breakfast time and i sure do like this recipe
bacon's a chewy treat
bacon's a chewy treat
bacon's a chewy treat

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Andria - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

I could personally eat several packages of bacon in a day if given the chance, but my doctor wouldn't hear of it since I already have a heart murmur and high blood pressure and am over 200 pounds. Gorge on some 5s.

Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

MMMMMMMM... Finally a song about my absolute favorite food vice!!!! It's so bad, but it's sooooo goooood, and so is this parody, Alvin. Pork Fat Rules!!!!!

Timmy1000 - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Makes the mouth water - 555

adagio - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Bacon...yummmm. I started thinking about skillet baked cornbread too. Well, you've got everyone dreaming about their favorite food. Obviously a good, good parody. 5's

Jim Rotondo - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

It is indeed irresistible, and even using the bacon grease to saute onions and green beans is fantastic, like this parody. Please don't tell my wife, the dietitian.

2Eagle - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Good parody even though I prefer trail mix and whole grain cereals.

TJC - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Sizzlin' n' scintillatin... Bacon, the *other* white spoof!

alvin - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks andria...yeah, bacon is bad news but so yummy...thanks mark...my fave too...thanks timmy..yup...thanks adagio...hmmmmm cornbread...thanks jim....your secret is safe with me....thanks 2eagle...much better for you, agreed...thanks TJC...glad ya enjoyed

Harry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

great parody, irresistable food.

alvin - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks harry

Tim Hall - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Makes me want to do my best Michael McDonald impersonation!

Michael Pacholek - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Remember what John Travolta said in "Pulp Fiction"? "Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood." So does this parody. No half-bacon here.

alvin - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks michael

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