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Song Parodies -> "Fish 'n' Loaves"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Fish 'n' Loaves"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, they all showed up
when ol' jesus came to town
crowded 'round to atone
and the folks were sizin' up the man that day
find out on their own
the meal they pounded down grew fame
for they knew not where it came

well, i'm talkin' 'bout fish 'n' loaves...whoa..oh
fish 'n' loaves

well, the preacher said "let's eat here...
all get a ration...
then you can chomp it right down"
well, the people just weren't buyin'
they started cryin'...
"ain't enough to go around"
they said that the man was insane
but they're mistaken, its plain

well, i'm talkin' 'bout fish 'n' loaves...whoa..oh
fish 'n' loaves

and on that day...plenty food kept comin'
they praised...this ol' smorgasborgin' dude
and they all told their buddies...
"its a fact that we scored...
had a feast, ya hear ?...we munched with delight"

convinced in their hearts he's a lord, top-rate
people who ate declared...
"my beliefs...were bolstered by this feast"

well, i'm talkin' 'bout fish 'n' loaves...whoa..oh
fish 'n' loaves

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Leo Keough - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny!!! - especially the title and for your penance you get 5 Acts of Contrition, 5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys!!!.....(Security code 36X)
John Barry - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Parodistic manna.
2Eagle - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
An abundance of fives.
Second Punning - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy foolfilling!
Mark Scotti - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Really funny non, Alvin!! I think there are pleny of 5's in the sack for you!!!
Jim Rotondo - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant, a Lenten paradise of 5's Alvin!

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